BRB going to pick up some babes with my bros

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08/04/2020 at 10:56 • Filed to: Harley-Davidson, two wheels good, ad watch, Picking up babes, dating

DISCUSSION (32)

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > nermal
08/04/2020 at 11:03

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Everyone in the ad is about 40 years younger than they should be

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > nermal
08/04/2020 at 11:04

That is godd amn gross

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > nermal
08/04/2020 at 11:04

LOL.

Everything you need to know about the way an HD buyer thinks in 1 minute and 41 seconds.

WilliamsSW > nermal
08/04/2020 at 11:07

I need a shower now to wash off the slime

For Sweden > nermal
08/04/2020 at 11:07

Kinja'd!!!

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > nermal
08/04/2020 at 11:08

I think my absolute favorite type of H-D advert is shitty low-budget ones produced by and for individual dealerships. Somehow this isn’t even the shittiest one I’ve ever seen.

Who gets on a stranger’s bike? This is just boomer erotica.

nermal > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/04/2020 at 11:15

They’ve got “Harley Inside”!

KSUENGINEER > nermal
08/04/2020 at 11:16

Cringe worthy.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/04/2020 at 11:16

Also I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone ride a harley with a helmet that wasn’t a non-DOT brain bucket

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > nermal
08/04/2020 at 11:19

I was embarrassed to watch this. Joking aside that whole commercial is kinda what subconsciously stops me from thinking HDs are cool lol.

nermal > WilliamsSW
08/04/2020 at 11:20

Have you considered asking a lady friend to borrow her undies?

McMike > nermal
08/04/2020 at 11:22

Guy on the sportbike: “Man, this is getting expensive. That’s the fourth passenger helmet I’ve lost this week.”

Kinja'd!!!

WilliamsSW > nermal
08/04/2020 at 11:24

So I can wipe down my dirty bike?

McMike > nermal
08/04/2020 at 11:28

That one is a little better than the NY video. At least this one is suggesting you can ALL feel younger on a motorcycle and it’s not about steelin’ hoes

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > WilliamsSW
08/04/2020 at 11:31

HER dirty bike, that was the twist!

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
08/04/2020 at 11:31

I think they’re all boomer erotica, from what I’ve seen in this thread. I think they should have their own TV channel

WilliamsSW > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
08/04/2020 at 11:37

Ah yes of course. So I guess he’s just her servant?

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
08/04/2020 at 11:38

Privately, I really do think they’re cool. They’re just big dopey soft cruisers that sound pretty good. However, the brand image and price are absurd.

OhCrikeyTheRozzers > nermal
08/04/2020 at 11:39

Well it certainly looks like brand re-invention is going well...

Sovande > nermal
08/04/2020 at 11:56

I wonder why they aren’t selling more of these things? Sexism has worked for eons!

Darkbrador > nermal
08/04/2020 at 12:01

“fishing”... really !?!

The target audience of this commercial really believe they’ll pick up women just by showing up on a lump of shiny steel ? It’s embarrasin gly stupid and tacky ...

Aremmes > For Sweden
08/04/2020 at 12:27

So his friend drives a yellow car, then.

Tristan > nermal
08/04/2020 at 12:28

Oof...

boredalways > nermal
08/04/2020 at 12:29

Kinja'd!!!

NYankee1927 > nermal
08/04/2020 at 12:51

As tacky as this is, HD riders eat this shit up . I used to live by some guy who would wash his harley every weekend, rev it up and listen to the stereo at full volume. One day I come out and he had a bunch of women just surrounding his bike as he sat there and revved it. I had no idea where they came from, or what they are doing, but I’m pretty sure I threw up a bit as he started revving it around them.

fintail > nermal
08/04/2020 at 13:06

NYC attitude combined with traditional H-D dirtbagness, what a winning combo.

Stereotypes still hold true, 90% of these I see in suburban Seattle are the expected boomers who make me feel young and fit, and a demographic of maybe younger Xers who see themselves as badasses but probably got the bike and/or the money for it from dad.

Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com > nermal
08/04/2020 at 15:01

Can’t wait until the reality sets in after a week with an H- D that [older] men will want to date you instead of these IG models.

* Rob would like to know your location: Go for a rip today, brother?

• False Advertising • Sausage Fest

| This is not H-D specific |

ttyymmnn > WilliamsSW
08/04/2020 at 15:31

The Psycho Killer cover was better than the ad.

Darkbrador > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/04/2020 at 15:41

And 40 to 80 lbs lighter, too.

onlytwowheels > nermal
08/04/2020 at 15:47

This is stupid.

onlytwowheels > nermal
08/04/2020 at 16:02

This is also stupid. But...........

True story. After graduating HS, I took a 2nd shift job at a major department store distribution center. One night, at the end of my shift, I find a pair of pink lace panties hanging from my right mirror............

After much sleuthing, I find out they belong to a gal in the dept. I work in that has the hots for me. She was engaged when we first started dating, which she broke very quickly. She would always tell me how much I looked like Steve Perry from Journey, which I never did feel was true.

We were together nearly 3 years, until I discovered she was hooking up with some other dude when I was out of town working. She married that guy, he had a trust fund............ and maybe also looked like Steve Perry.

Kinja'd!!!

arl > nermal
08/04/2020 at 17:01

Look, I ain’t no spring chicken (I’m probably in their target age group) , but this is just stupid and insulting. It’s a horribly sexist ad right out the 70's.

So much for re- inventing themselves for the new century. Same bikes, same advertising, same over the top macho crap. Oh well.